HEY EVERYBODY! I'm Willie and I share this blog with my big brother Neko. I'm still little, just one year old but my second birthday is fast approaching, I'm a Summer kitten, July 21st is the big day. I'm a lucky boy, I live in a big house with lots of people and of course my big brother. My human momma is super cool she gives me bum scrubs all the time and lets me ride on her shoulder. I love shoulders, they call me a shoulder kitty 'cause I won't be held any other way! I remember when I first got here, I trotted right out and saw my momma and gave her a big rub. They called me Lily, which is silly 'cause it's a GIRL name but that's ok since after we went to the vet they stated calling me Willie. I can't think of a better place, I got lots of family to love me and lots of visitors to greet they think it's hoot that I don't run and hide like my big brother, I jump right up on their shoulders and give 'em some good head butts. I follow momma and Neko all around so I don't get lonely and so I don't miss anything 'cause there is always something to do. Momma has some nicknames for me, sometimes I'm William or Small Fuzzy Kitty but usually she calls me Naughty. I like to get up onto the high places since all the people start making a fuss and looking at me. It used to rain on me when I went up high but I didn't mind 'cause it kinda tickled, It doesn't rain no more though, now I get locked in the bathroom for a while which is sooooo scary, I don't like being all alone without my momma or big brother around so I don't go up on the high place much anymore. It's also super fun to knock things off of tables and desks 'cause they fall so fast and then make big sounds when they hit the ground. My big brother won't play though, he just watches me do it.
Big brother Neko and me love to play together it's so much fun. He pretends he's sleeping, but I know he's faking 'cause there's no time to sleep when momma's home, you might miss something. So when he pretends, I'll sneak up behind him and jump on his back and grab his neck. he'll start kicking and rolling and then we run around and have so much fun! Sometimes he hits me too hard though, I know it's an accident though 'cause he would never want to hurt me, he just gets to excited I think, so I don't get mad usually. Sometimes momma stops our playing though and tells me I'm gonna break something or she gets angry at Neko for kicking too hard, sometimes I'm glad she stops us 'cause big brother Neko is hurting me but lots of times it was just getting good!
I love playing with Momma and everyone else in the house too, they are so much fun! Sometimes I start running around so momma goes into the magic drawer and gets the wild things for me to kill. Then there is the play box with the two wild things that I can't get no matter how hard I try. They've got long tails and are fuzzy but they won't play with us. Momma says we can't play on top of the play box, Neko stays off but sometimes I still go up just in case momma changes her mind sometime.
Anyways I hope all you humans, kitties and dogs like me and Neko's blog, it's our very first one so it should be lots of fun meeting new friends! Have a great day and don't forget to play with your kitties 'cause playing is the best!
Sunday, March 16, 2008
Neko Welcomes you to His blog
Hello humans...I'm Neko, Royal cat of Siam, and exactly 3 years 6 months and 18 days ago I enriched the world with my presence. Four months later I was taken from my mother, all my siblings had already been taken and I knew I too would be stolen away from her. I met my new family and the girl, my Erin-human. My Erin-human is pretty good for a human, she could use a little work, particularly when it comes to feeding me on time (on time being whenever I want her to). She seems to at least some times comprehend what I ask of her, most humans don't have the intelligence to learn a language beside their verbal one. There were five other humans sharing me and my Erin-human's dwelling but they are undeserving of my time except for the occasional attention they beg for, I know I'm only teaching them to beg more but I can't help myself sometimes. I did have one other being whom I trusted, although he was not any type of human I've ever seen. He was, at my time of arrival, 12 times larger than I and the color of the night, my Erin-human called him Max. He had a thin layer of fur and a long tongue. I slept with him when my Erin-human was not in our dwelling or when she was being cruel by denying my request for cuddles, as baby kittens often need these things. Two years I lived in peace with my Erin-Human, my Max-beast and the other various humans whom share our dwelling, playing, cuddling and having endless conversations that I made an effort to speak in their human language so they could understand. I followed my Erin-human from room to room so she could protect me and so I could reap the benefits she offered such as ear and chin scratches or a game of tag.
Then they went and wrecked it.
One afternoon in late Summer my Erin-human arrived home from her usual early day travels. She was extra happy, glowing with excitement. She rubbed me down and vocalized frantically at me with a smile across her face. She called for Max-beast and they went outside briefly, he seemed excited too but it was blind excitement. My Erin-human paced in the kitchen then through the house frequently speaking to the only other human home, Brian-human. The two other young males, Danny-human and Matt-human, had left the home although their visits were frequent and welcomed by the remaining four humans. Then my Erin-human ran to a window, tense with anticipation and The Father walked in carrying a box which screamed. Never had I seen such an evil device, what it could contain I did not know so I ran to protect myself in hopes my Erin-human would follow but she did not and I was alone, in hiding. I heard a door close and silence, then a long held whine from Max-beast. Had it killed them? I waited only moments more before seeing what had come of my family. I walked down the hall to where Max-beast stood at the entrance to Brain-human's lair, the entrance had been closed off except for a small space below the blockade. I peered under but could make nothing out so I sniffed and that's when I smelled it, my mother, my mother who I had lost 2 years before. So I called to her and waited, less than four second before the blockade shook and two small paws jetted out towards me from the space below. NOT my mother at all, a small creature of evil had come to try and take my family was trying to kill me, so I ran.
That was the beginning of the end for me. It was not an intelligent creature, if given the chance I would have killed It but they would not allow me to. A week passed before I first met It directly, I crouched planning my attack but it leapt on my back before I got the chance. What was wrong with It? Didn't It know I was dangerous? No It wanted to play. I shook It off of me and sniffed it down. It was young, just a baby actually, and feline, my own kind...but more than that It was my blood brother. They called him Lily.
Fast forward to now, one year and 6 months later, the creature who they now call Willie still stays here. He is an annoying creature, takes up far too much time with MY Erin-human and lacks the perception of personal space. But I can beat him up so I tolerate him. Now that Max-beast left us he is my only day time sleeping buddy so I must ignore my dignity and lay with The Willie.
For the record...I am bigger, smarter, faster and more loved by my Erin-human than he is. I hope that this blog of mine will help you all to understand the grief this creature causes me, all the happy moments he destroys for me. I am also out to prove that not all humans are as stupid as they first seem, although so far I'm not having much luck with that. Primarily this is a journal of my life...
Then they went and wrecked it.
One afternoon in late Summer my Erin-human arrived home from her usual early day travels. She was extra happy, glowing with excitement. She rubbed me down and vocalized frantically at me with a smile across her face. She called for Max-beast and they went outside briefly, he seemed excited too but it was blind excitement. My Erin-human paced in the kitchen then through the house frequently speaking to the only other human home, Brian-human. The two other young males, Danny-human and Matt-human, had left the home although their visits were frequent and welcomed by the remaining four humans. Then my Erin-human ran to a window, tense with anticipation and The Father walked in carrying a box which screamed. Never had I seen such an evil device, what it could contain I did not know so I ran to protect myself in hopes my Erin-human would follow but she did not and I was alone, in hiding. I heard a door close and silence, then a long held whine from Max-beast. Had it killed them? I waited only moments more before seeing what had come of my family. I walked down the hall to where Max-beast stood at the entrance to Brain-human's lair, the entrance had been closed off except for a small space below the blockade. I peered under but could make nothing out so I sniffed and that's when I smelled it, my mother, my mother who I had lost 2 years before. So I called to her and waited, less than four second before the blockade shook and two small paws jetted out towards me from the space below. NOT my mother at all, a small creature of evil had come to try and take my family was trying to kill me, so I ran.
That was the beginning of the end for me. It was not an intelligent creature, if given the chance I would have killed It but they would not allow me to. A week passed before I first met It directly, I crouched planning my attack but it leapt on my back before I got the chance. What was wrong with It? Didn't It know I was dangerous? No It wanted to play. I shook It off of me and sniffed it down. It was young, just a baby actually, and feline, my own kind...but more than that It was my blood brother. They called him Lily.
Fast forward to now, one year and 6 months later, the creature who they now call Willie still stays here. He is an annoying creature, takes up far too much time with MY Erin-human and lacks the perception of personal space. But I can beat him up so I tolerate him. Now that Max-beast left us he is my only day time sleeping buddy so I must ignore my dignity and lay with The Willie.
For the record...I am bigger, smarter, faster and more loved by my Erin-human than he is. I hope that this blog of mine will help you all to understand the grief this creature causes me, all the happy moments he destroys for me. I am also out to prove that not all humans are as stupid as they first seem, although so far I'm not having much luck with that. Primarily this is a journal of my life...
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